Matt Risley

@spliggle

@TotalFilm Online Editor. Occasional rambling travel/TV journalist who waffles for various places. Miss Piggy once said I had a nice smile. #trustinfelt

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There are many reasons I'll miss when she leaves work. Impromptu NSFW presents being one of them.

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Incredible.

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Well. There goes my weekend #muppets

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Today is being made immeasurably better by 's addiction to adding googly eyes on the Cliff Richard calendar.

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The best Tesco triple-bill yet?

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This is what happens when I'm allowed to go to Tesco unsupervised.

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Amazing.

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Well, that's the weekend sorted then.

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You can stop worrying, everyone. I found my bag of googly eyes again.

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Oh, Amazon. You know me so well. #nazis

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This is what happens when five grown men are shown Toddlers & Tiaras in the middle of a work day.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope - just the most bad-ass sticker you'll ever see.

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Best. Delivery. Ever.

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Googly Eye R-Patz!

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Pretty much guaranteed to be the only travel feature on Lake Como you'll ever read with Bat Nipples & Rik Waller.

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Easily the greatest TV highlight of the festive period - my name on the telly for the A Lonely Place to Die ad!

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Uncanny.

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I just sent this picture to pretty much the entire company #proud

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Cheerio Depressio.

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