@TotalFilm Online Editor. Occasional rambling travel/TV journalist who waffles for various places. Miss Piggy once said I had a nice smile. #trustinfelt
There are many reasons I'll miss @giruaro when she leaves work. Impromptu NSFW presents being one of them.
Well. There goes my weekend #muppets
Today is being made immeasurably better by @la_5u's addiction to adding googly eyes on the Cliff Richard calendar.
The best Tesco triple-bill yet?
This is what happens when I'm allowed to go to Tesco unsupervised.
Well, that's the weekend sorted then.
You can stop worrying, everyone. I found my bag of googly eyes again.
Oh, Amazon. You know me so well. #nazis
This is what happens when five grown men are shown Toddlers & Tiaras in the middle of a work day.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope - just the most bad-ass sticker you'll ever see.
Best. Delivery. Ever.
Googly Eye R-Patz!
Pretty much guaranteed to be the only travel feature on Lake Como you'll ever read with Bat Nipples & Rik Waller.
Easily the greatest TV highlight of the festive period - my name on the telly for the A Lonely Place to Die ad!
I just sent this picture to pretty much the entire company #proud
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