Matt Risley

@spliggle

@TotalFilm Online Editor. Occasional rambling travel/TV journalist who waffles for various places. Miss Piggy once said I had a nice smile. #trustinfelt

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Can everyone please stop ruining my childhood now? The depressing unspoken truths behind Willy Wonka & Toy Story.

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Still, at least lunch is sorted. If you get my drift. Please get my drift.

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New favourite face-swap.

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So, it turns out Safari really doesn't like Olly Murs. Or Girls Aloud, apparently.

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I scribbled a travel feature on the coolest Bond stuff to do in each #Skyfall location for 's iPad issue.

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Last night I experienced 2.8 Hours Later. The zombies were very Usain Bolt-y. Inevitably, I got zombiefied.

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Grumpy cat ASSEMBLE!

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My travel feature on Rio de Janeiro in this month's : Boris Johnson, butt implants, and Barry Manilow.

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#KempFold's invaded the office. This is a good thing.

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I went to New York and all I have to show for it are these two amazing Muppets that I built.

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Here's a photo of what looks like me sexually assaulting Q*Bert.

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And lo, I did make the nerdiest photo ever. Prometheus shirt, Doctor Doom shoes, and Game of Thrones throne.

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My latest travel feature is out now. This month, Valencia - via waffling about swingers & EastEnders.

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So, this fake tweet generator's going to keep me busy for the rest of the day (starring )

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Accidental groping-by-tango, meat mouth parties & S Club. My travel feature on Buenos Aires for .

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Mr McDaid = Jamie Bell x Gloria Estefan

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Mr Moss = Jade Pinkett Smith/Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Ms Looker = Joan Collins by way of Cameron Diaz.

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Mr Looker = Jessica Love Hewitt.

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My Africa trip summed up in one insanely awesome photo (starring ).

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