@TotalFilm Online Editor. Occasional rambling travel/TV journalist who waffles for various places. Miss Piggy once said I had a nice smile. #trustinfelt
Can everyone please stop ruining my childhood now? The depressing unspoken truths behind Willy Wonka & Toy Story.
Still, at least lunch is sorted. If you get my drift. Please get my drift.
New favourite face-swap.
So, it turns out Safari really doesn't like Olly Murs. Or Girls Aloud, apparently.
I scribbled a travel feature on the coolest Bond stuff to do in each #Skyfall location for @AskMenUK's iPad issue.
Last night I experienced 2.8 Hours Later. The zombies were very Usain Bolt-y. Inevitably, I got zombiefied.
Grumpy cat ASSEMBLE!
My travel feature on Rio de Janeiro in this month's @gaytimesmag: Boris Johnson, butt implants, and Barry Manilow.
#KempFold's invaded the office. This is a good thing.
I went to New York and all I have to show for it are these two amazing Muppets that I built.
Here's a photo of what looks like me sexually assaulting Q*Bert.
And lo, I did make the nerdiest photo ever. Prometheus shirt, Doctor Doom shoes, and Game of Thrones throne.
My latest @gaytimesmag travel feature is out now. This month, Valencia - via waffling about swingers & EastEnders.
So, this fake tweet generator's going to keep me busy for the rest of the day (starring @the_shiznit)
Accidental groping-by-tango, meat mouth parties & S Club. My travel feature on Buenos Aires for @gaytimesmag.
Mr McDaid = Jamie Bell x Gloria Estefan
Mr Moss = Jade Pinkett Smith/Sarah Jessica Parker.
Ms Looker = Joan Collins by way of Cameron Diaz.
Mr Looker = Jessica Love Hewitt.
My Africa trip summed up in one insanely awesome photo (starring @gerb24).
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