this picture is begging for a caption. can't think of one at the moment though. @OutlandoGirl

@OutlandoGirl Sydney eating Stitch's face (fam dog - full sized lab type!)

@OutlandoGirl Sydney making a cat face. this is recent, obvi, since he doesn't have the skin condition anymore

@txglamgirl mah new bells. they're big, brass and shiny. also loud. win, all the way around ;)

apparently, when things get bad enough, even house plants attempt suicide. it undershot balcony edge abt 2 ft tho

@lovelyfreak @cctexasgirl @cassidhaley specifically, I think this dress fishnets stilettos would = hottest cigarette girl ever. *ahem*

this applies to 75% of what's online & 100% of all topics that @holyfuckme & @lovelyfreak suggest you google

this bitch is now one of my all time favorite performers @preciousweapons he's ridiculous & DOESN'T QUIT. <3<3

better pic of my outfit. it's all about the outfit. or actually, the top. I REALLY wanted to wear that tank tonight

no seriously. if you weren't here . . . sorry about your life, yo

no really, this dog LOVED the fountain. it was hilarious.

this guy & his dogs were there too. the one dog REALLY loved the fountain. he ran straight back to it every time

this is where I ate lunch today. be jelz.

magnet I bought for my parents' fridge, since fridge cleaning is unknown to them

my cucumber, with standard fork as size reference. it's . . . proportions . . . make me giggle. yes, I'm 12.

me, my dragon and one variant on my renaissance costume

my tattoo. I didn't draw it out, but the design is entirely mine.

bought a while ago b/c I like stars, but something bothered me. I've figured out what: needz moar rhinestones!

tired. omg sweaty. danced at Numbers, flirted w/hot trannys 4 @lovelyfreak & left @cassidyhaley flyers. SUCCESS.

me & @joeyguerra at Meteor. I take the worst photos on the planet. I swear I'm less of a gargoyle in person.