Trevor and fucking Simon?

Opened it up. Felt like I’d been attacked by a drive-by gang of Sixth Form English Lit students.

Found this note stuck in a lamppost earlier. #mysterious

#shittardis

@TheNatFantastic Getting gorgeous new blue hair is just attention seeking because I’ve got an ace new quiff.

Queer as fuck. <3 @BarberetteKlara.

My wife and my girlfriend made a cake.

Homophobic leaflet is homophobic.

Backwards Logic.

Seeing City streets without end to end tailbacks is a genuinely weird sight.

@embrownbill no, seriously.

WHY ARE THERE PIE CHARTS? Jesus, fucking kill me.

My new packet of goggly eyes is perhaps my best ever purchase in the £0.99 to £1.50 price bracket.

Sunset from London Bridge.

Sunset over The City. #kindapretty

The sunlight has brought all the cockroaches out in Paternoster Square.

Backsteet’s Back, ALRRRRIIIITE.

The symbol for Haringey is AMAZING.

Saw the moon through a tellyskope.

Amazing.