Nerd, music fanatic, fangirl, purveyor of fuckery & awesomeness. #youwilldeal
Classic double exposure of 2 year-old me. #tbt
My sister didn't appreciate my potassium joke.
My Dad has to work today, so he sent a Christmas selfie along with his holiday greetings this morning.
Bull, and furthermore, shit. I'm breaking up with you, Chicago. We no longer go together.
I didn't choose the brunch life, the brunch life chose me. This champagne brunch is about to go down!
Is your sweater ugly enough? How to compete in an ugly sweater contest. [INFOGRAPHIC]:
@suey_park White tears for lunch this afternoon (my replies are in blue).
.@DaleyMusic is singing "Pretty Wings" & getting everyone in @Schubas pregnant!
.@DaleyMusic just sang the everloving shit out of "Sweet Thang" by Chaka Khan.
So, this guy opening for Daley just did 1 verse of "Never Too Much" & promptly went into the "Ignition" rmx.
Safeway Kitchens has a knock-off Samoa cookie. Look at what Black Jesus did!
So, I was gifted this Fruit Infusion™ flavor pitcher last night & I am very tempted to make winter sangria.
@queeneulalia Also, in light overcoming today's fuckshit, I am rewarding myself with this.
These are a few of me & @queeneulalia's favorite things! RT this pic & @AftrSchoolMttrs gets $3! #toyotagiving
Another day, another cold-blooded comic by Cyanide & Happiness (@Explosm).
.@SugarHouseBar is gorgeous. This is how you decorate for Christmas.
Stole this from FB. Thanksgiving PSA #7: Breadcrumbs on the mac & cheese...
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