I hope the chum I just bought these for appreciates the time and thought gone into buying this awesome gift

Gatsby spoiler.

Breakfast is served.

Wee doggies.

@IWASJONNYROCK My cat likes to dress up as Peter Criss.

@Dilly4 Zee leetle grey cellz..

I'll have the soup of the day then please.

I would go out tonight but I haven't got a stitch to wear.

@IanLlewellyn01 that was meant for you!

Keep your tash dry when you're drinking a cuppa with this handy tash cup! @VicDarkwood @FakeAndyP @IanLlewellyn01

For those who love chocolate and cheese & onion crisps and just can't decide which to have..

I need one of these.

These are the tastiest things ever, and I'm not even a veggie.

@mizzban @dreadpiratedrew my cat's definitely got his eye on your hat, it would complete his outfit

In other news, my cat skypes my brother's cat in Hong Kong to share sartorial tips.

A fitting pictorial tribute to Thatcher.

I found these old art cards that Rob Zombie & Chuck Biscuits did, which they signed in their blood. Might sell em.

Can't stop staring at this photo. Something is not right here.

Well, I had a brilliant Easter dressing up as a bunny & playing with all the kids.

I asked for the emergency ginbulance but this will have to do.