9 days ago from site  
you know what I REALLY want for my birthday?
9 days ago from site  
boss sauce.
11 days ago from site  
do you see that FUR? I can't deal, I can't deal.
16 days ago from site  
clearly i'm not the only one with an obsession.
43 days ago from site  
I'll run a bitch over for those heels. Psh, Gaga.
51 days ago from site  
For $1,100 you can have your very own Micro/Teacup Pig. Sign me the fuck up.
52 days ago from site  
My Mommy got engaged this weekend!
57 days ago from site  
He's not a puppy anymore. He's just a fullgrown midget.
57 days ago from site  
harro boyfriend
60 days ago from phone  
harrdy har har!
62 days ago from site  
happy harroween
62 days ago from site  
It's my future family portrait.
80 days ago from site  
I smile but I don't mean it.
82 days ago from phone  
sleepy butts!
86 days ago from phone  
rubber chickened the fuck out.
90 days ago from phone  
shit you don't see everyday.
91 days ago from phone  
the WORST lobster bisque ever.
94 days ago from phone  
boyfran boyfran!
94 days ago from phone  
I refuse to eat them.
100 days ago from phone  
This is how my morning looked.
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Name Heather(ette)
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Bio bring me the head of whoever said 'play fair'
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