189 + 156 + 350 + 182 + 250 = 1168? Really? Lotushite strikes again!

Overall though, a nice thing. Apart from this wood trim, which is GHASTLY.

And look! A PROPER HANDBRAKE!

It looks odd but this BMW SELECT-O-COCK autobox gearlever works well.

Bit of neggy camber going on here. NICE.

To celebrate the arrival of my armchair (and the nice weather) I went for a lovely drive in this:

WHAT?!

Better yet, it came with this FREE bag of yummy silica gel.

Relaxing news! THE ARMCHAIR HAS ARRIVED!

Extra seats in the rear a boon for families!

Thoughtful touches abound!

Major controls fall easily to hand!

Spacious!

Slightly Audi-ish dashboard:

It appears a forthcoming task on The Apprentice is to write a BMW Motorsport magazine:

Is Crazy Dave's DTM sponsorship inspired by his tighty whitey jeans?

@RupertLichfield This one?

Finally, some M PORN:

Crazy Dave! (And Su Wo)

The lesser talented Schumacher brother: