Snarky Momma. Mom of two. Cold-hearted wench.
Severing my roots and heading west to the Centennial State in December. Brr.
My husband is gangsta.
Em thinks those "Your Baby" books are bunk.
Leftovers from the beach trip. Can't let good booze go to waste. #beer
My poor baby is peeling! Folks, don't forget to REAPPLY sunblock if you're out for a couple of hours. :(
My tattoo has a tan line. #nmbTrip
She hates being in baby jail so much that she just pulled up for the first time. Scared the crap out of me.
Looking at the Rosco year 1 scrapbook to figure out when he got his first tooth. That's @meandertail at lower left.
Huh. Speaking of safety belts and car seats...
I guess it's time to put away the winter clothes. #6MonthsOfSummer
YOU MADE ME BURN MY TOAST.
Super dark at 9 am.
A Jordans box and a stack of Communication Arts. I wonder whose hoard that could be...
Terrycloth towels make my hair frizzy. Old marching band tee shirts are absorbent *and* full of #win.
Got Rosco's summer swim stuff at @Chez_Ami today. He promises not to wear socks on the beach.
Why you gotta park so close to the mom-mobile?!
A photo to support last tweet. That is indeed my arm and not an upside down shot of my bent leg.
Hee hee. @Chez_Ami's shipping boxes are polky-dotted.
Yeah right. As if manly men really shop the HT online circular. #badmarketing
Scott says I look like the bad penny today. I think he designed that label to look like *me*. #muse
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