Snarky Momma. Mom of two. Cold-hearted wench. (Just kidding.) Severing my roots and heading west to the Centennial State in December. Brr.

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My husband is gangsta.

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Em thinks those "Your Baby" books are bunk.

Leftovers from the beach trip. Can't let good booze go to waste. #beer

My poor baby is peeling! Folks, don't forget to REAPPLY sunblock if you're out for a couple of hours. :(

My tattoo has a tan line. #nmbTrip

She hates being in baby jail so much that she just pulled up for the first time. Scared the crap out of me.

Looking at the Rosco year 1 scrapbook to figure out when he got his first tooth. That's at lower left.

Huh. Speaking of safety belts and car seats...

Torrential downpour.

I guess it's time to put away the winter clothes. #6MonthsOfSummer


Super dark at 9 am.

A Jordans box and a stack of Communication Arts. I wonder whose hoard that could be...

Terrycloth towels make my hair frizzy. Old marching band tee shirts are absorbent *and* full of #win.

Got Rosco's summer swim stuff at today. He promises not to wear socks on the beach.

Why you gotta park so close to the mom-mobile?!

A photo to support last tweet. That is indeed my arm and not an upside down shot of my bent leg.

Hee hee. 's shipping boxes are polky-dotted.

Yeah right. As if manly men really shop the HT online circular. #badmarketing

Scott says I look like the bad penny today. I think he designed that label to look like *me*. #muse

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