I'm an unrehabilitated designer shoe junkie who spouts random, pointless drivel. But every now and then? I make people gigglesnort. True story. ♥
@nikkasdfghjkl ONLONDEEEHHH! :)
This woman loves me. @saraahness
My notepad is so pretty! Yes, I am 28 and things like this excite me. What of it?
@pepls View this.
What's your poison?
What is wrong with this picture? :]
Grapes+Ritz.ColdCuts+Pepperjack+Brie+Camembert+Leerdammer+Cheddar+Grey Goose+RealGoodVintage+beautiful friends=AWESOME BIRTHDAY SHENANIGANS!
Is it legal to drive around with this on the front seat?
I love it when I read unassuming tweets that make me go like *this* in real life.
Remember Joe Jonas of The Jonas Brothers? I think he just grew a penis.
@mynameismarea This pussy.
This is as cold-blooded as it's gonna get, @AIRIGOAGAIN.
This is a very guilty squid. @guiltysquid
What is up with the porn-ish ads on UberSocial? Am I the only one getting this? #freeversion #imacheapskate
If you think all I ever do is tweet nonsense and not get anything else done, allow me to prove you wrong.
According to @g_bugg, hippo milk is pink. Mmmmm. *licks lips*
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