Steve Garside


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And here is the pic:

'I was so hungry on the train, I just ate the eggs because I didn't have a spoon'


Phone box, Farringdon. Those who can't afford Pay As You Go, surely can't afford massages:

If this kid, who looks like a Damien, REALLY is THE FUTURE, we're all doomed and going to hell :

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Whilst Tesco was a haven for last minute men:

Preparing to cook for ...

Toby playing pictureka -

In other news, more presents! Thanks for the bag, toasty maker, and @ tickets :-)

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And here is said Caribbean dinner from :

Mac'n'cheese courtesy of :

Mac'n'cheese, courtesy of :

Shush. Don't tell anyone:

Thank you, !

Not the best start to the year:

Here's a cracker I never thought I'd see this Christmas. Rarer than Rudolph being lightly grilled - -

My Nan is clearly a big Will Smith fan. I wonder if she knows all the words to the Men In Black song like Toby.

So Christmas has come down to drink from this cup: