Steve Garside

@smplkd

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What an interesting choice of photo from the for their Laura Robson coverage...

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New and just 30p at the mo, Dairy Milk Chocos. Nice. But standard.

Char will like this:

Ha. Hahaha. Hahahahaha.

Ex-Arsenal Chairman David Dein is here! #TheWolseley

Near Wandsworth roundabout and noticed that Wandsworth Council have put the British Rail sign the wrong way round:

Delighted with my new top score on #DoodleJump

#nomnomnom

Wow! 's Doodle Jump v2.0 introduces multiplayer. Incredible app-defining addition. is a sore loser:

Self-service machine didn't give me my cashback. Waited at Customer Service for 5 mins. I was THIS CLOSE to using this:

Look at the man who goes from sandwich to sandwich, armed with discount barcodes, reducing everything by 75%:

AND 's burger. #conned

How disappointing! missed half of my bun on my burger. #conned

acesticks. Brilliant word. says '100% whole chicken'. And hello.

This morning there was a man standing outside Farringdon Station with his basic CV on his neck. Here he is:

Watching The Switch on the iPad way back to London. and I are talking through the Notes app:

And they've still got hope: #McCann

Our B&B is nice, but not as nice as these photos outside the front of it says it is:

Tourist Information Centre have got their novelty gifts down to a te-a. Boom. #york

Just arrived, best holiday ever, they've got a TV and Jeremy Kyle is on:

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