East coaster in the desert living the internet life. Social media, sports, android and lots of randomness. This twitter account is powered by ramen and burgers.

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Haboob is here. Top of hole in a rock. #Haboob #phoenix

I am a mass murderer. Time to wash away the evidence.

Beautiful sunset on this dusty night in the valley of the sun.

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At the suns vs Portland game. They are winning because I am here.

I don't care if I'm 2 weeks late. Turkey is getting cooked!

My car after the #haboob dust storm in PHX.

I think this laundry detergent is made out of baby seals.

Is this a dick move? Paying for pizza with just quarters? The delivery guy will get a big tip.

I wonder if wearing 3d glasses all day fucks up ur eyes lol

Got my football jersey on for the NFL playoffs....oh wait wrong football.

Paul Newman made some good sauce. Randy is still my favorite Newman though.

Greatest product Pepsi has come out with this year!

Looks like I need to add a new tire to my expenses this month. Oy freakin car.

Wth...searching for hello on bing's android app brings me to this picture!

Resident Evil 3 for PS running on my HTC EVO. Playstation games on your phone. Pretty kick ass.

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was watching this on netflix. His mancard is no longer valid.

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Someone at kfc failed when making the bags.

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here's what I'm going into the playoffs with for #playoffbeard. Hope the Suns go far so I have an excuse not to shave hah.

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Chat roulette bingo ftw

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