70 days ago from site
Here is @vmarinelli, pre-zombie-bite. (Post-bite is here: http://bit.ly/oUw5P)
84 days ago from site
So this is when we make fun of Tumblr on Twitter, right? Turnabout, etc? Guys? GUYS?
209 days ago from site
219 days ago from site
I came to a fork in the road and I took the one less flattened.
219 days ago from site
We're getting a new iPhone, Mac tablet, AND Apple store! They KNOW where the sign is. Can't THEY say where the closest store is?
220 days ago from site
Geez. Now Ashton's page had a similar glitch. Guess I can look forward to new borquitude when I approach a million.
220 days ago from site
http://tr.im/j17g During the Great Race To One MegaTwit, there was a glitch on CNN's page, making it 1st to get over a million.
237 days ago from site
237 days ago from site
This ice cream is so fucking New England, you drop your R's simply walking by it.
244 days ago from site
265 days ago from site
Evidence in support of @toldorknown's tweet: http://tr.im/knowlton
268 days ago from site
FALSE ADVERTISING! *Mammoth* was America's original red meat. I'd love me a mammoth & cheese sub.
270 days ago from site
Nothing will make you suddenly tighten your sphincter like scrolling to this on Google News.
275 days ago from site
The ladies like the "fridge doorman" concept. I can use this data! Hm. Monetize or get laid? http://tr.im/doorman
277 days ago from site
279 days ago from site
Buck up, Bro. That's nothing compared to running the Tisha B'Av 10K in Zyklon sneakers.
279 days ago from site
The aforementioned "dump" truck. Thanks for taking a load off!
281 days ago from site
No, I like to HOBBLE Santa so he can THINK about the time he didn't bring me Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots when I was 6.
282 days ago from site
283 days ago from site
Netflix slaves must wear red Netflix shirts so that when they're shot after escaping, the shirt can be reused immediately.
