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Maris Kreizman

@slaughter90210

Kurt Vonnegut, meet Brenda Walsh.

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Getting Tumblr "likes" is eerily similar to my niece getting potty-usage reward stickers.

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Fave bday present was a pair of shoes from the girls dept at Target. Simple taste, small feet.

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Every time I hear the name Toddla T, I imagine he looks like this:

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My most recent purchases. I wanna just lay by a pool and love them.

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This dog, a lodger at the doggy day care next to my office, looked into my SOUL today. He understood.

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When clothing you wore at age 12 is on sale 20 years later at trendy retailers, you're officially retro.

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I love that this is what comes up when you (or I!) do a google image search for me.

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"Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet." — Colette #mookie

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Recent purchases. Will start w Day For Night, then go on from there.

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In lieu of new Slaughterhouse Tumblr post today, enjoy this photo of Mookie, the Jewish dog, visiting w Santa.

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Undoubtedly the most powerful TV couple of 2010.

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Maris Versus The Volcano

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I wish we'd had time to go to this party. #guatemala

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I don't like baseball nearly as much as Mookie does.

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Recent purchases. The plan is to work from the top down.

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Leaning tower of books on my desk.

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Never posted a twitpic before, so I thought I'd experiment with a photo of Mookie on her 5th birthday.

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