8 days ago from phone  
It's okay he's that close, right?
9 days ago from phone  
Poop or poop not. There is no try.
22 days ago from phone  
Breakfast of champions..... And fat bastards like myself, because I ain't no champion.
22 days ago from phone  
Elvis stocking @HomeDepot. WANT!
29 days ago from phone  
I am totally not stalking you Twitter folks that live in Lorton Station. Totally not.
29 days ago from phone  
Filling my pie hole with.... Um... Cake. Close enough.
29 days ago from phone  
One of these people is acting like a 9month old.
29 days ago from phone  
Lots of BWI tweeters. Tweetie's new "nearby" is slightly stalkerish.
32 days ago from Tweetie  
37 days ago from Tweetie  
40 days ago from phone  
My ghostly (and ghastly) DL photo.
40 days ago from phone  
The gooey carnage aftermath. The Cinnabon didn't stand a chance.
40 days ago from phone  
I'm not eating this bun. @alonis is eating this vicariously through me.
42 days ago from Tweetie  
43 days ago from phone  
Anything for you, Winnie Cooper.
58 days ago from Tweetie  
61 days ago from phone  
Sweet!
64 days ago from phone  
Crap. Quick, someone, what's the difference?
68 days ago from phone  
13th cup tonight. #dcu #seattle
68 days ago from phone  
Ticket in hand. Ready for another piece of silverware. #dcu
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Name Austin Alvarado
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