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@sjopierce

Book pimper by day. Swearer extraordinaire. Will vote for whichever politician makes it possible to get steak fingers at ALL the Dairy Queens.

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We've all been there RT : 11 dogs who learned not to eat bees http://t.co/TTm7Gmp1uQ http://t.co/NSGtFIgoU5

Found my new pet at the brewery.

I don't trust anyone in this state to give me advice or suggestions on barbecue.

Here's a visual from the ref desk. Been helping him all day & it finally hit me who he remind me of.

Final verdict on the Alterna Bamboo Beach Wave: Smells like popcorn jelly bellies but lightweight & hair feels clean.

Twitter, keep or return the sunglasses I got off of zappos? http://twitpic.com/e52vw5

Twitter, keep or return the sunglasses I got off of zappos?

Today is my parents' 29th anniversary which is wow. I sent them both a text. My dad got a special bonus message.

Enjoying some patio beers w/ . Had to celebrate this perfect weather after last wk tried to revert to fall.

Gotta love Zappos. Ordered my Vans yesterday and got them today. I totally love them.

You just wish your local dive bar had Bottle Toss w/ a crazy lady bar owner mc-ing the event.

Jeepin' with top off on this gorgeous day off of work.

This is the greatest mistake I could make tonight.

It's all downhill from here. #flappybirdaddict

I might have a problem.

New personal best RT : OMFG RT : My greatest life achievement to date. http://t.co/evQnbdZr0B

In case you were wondering this is my favorite gift so far this year besides the Ninja Blender dad got me.

It's a good thing we already had bread b/c our options at 8 pm were limited. http://twitpic.com/dnpgmj

It's a good thing we already had bread b/c our options at 8 pm were limited.