Dark pagan ......Devoted Father to the best beautiful children in the world ...pulling myself round and constantly treading on eggshells isn't an easy task

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Told you

This just flew through the door

so were going riding then I'm game

There lol

a little taste

Hello you its been too long

Yup its still there

Life saver hahaha

Staying true to form rustled in 20 bacon and courgette cabonara

Aye there's sun but its still bloody freezing

Clever bollocks aka last tweet

not a very good pic but there it is


big sigh !!!!!!! I've cake

And I mean that crazy people hmmmm tuterty tut

Now here haha

Now here

Were here haha

oh hang on will that do she's called Paris

Tut !!! My friend just brought me this and woke me up = no cappuccino for you dot com