Businessman, IT bloke, F1 fan, theatre lover, BUFC follower, keen traveller, outdoors type, nice guy, single. WARNING tweets often contain bad language.
What? I don't think so Facebook!
Hey @sainsburys you may want to check the statement line for your new LEEK store ;)
.@theJeremyVine 'Brainless' - just like the average @thesunnewspaper reader then!
I know it's a Sunday but THIS is the most read story on the BBC News site?
Errm thanks @nextofficial but I don't want you to do that. @ICOnews
Errmmm - how exactly am I supposed to check the details are correct if you mask them for 'security reasons'?!
Anyone else having problems downloading Mountain Lion?
So not a day to be out in the hills then?!
Always good to see who's first with the goals! @MarkWhiley_LE wins this one ;) @scottydalton @bostonunited
Fun day scrambling up the east side of Tryfan with @pureoutdoor - Thanks Rocio!
@SkyF1Insider @SkySportsF1 Looks a lot busier than the last time I saw it ;)
Somehow I don't think this is Mr Gardener's actual signature.
Hey @ikealiving can I use this to cook stuff in my oven? Ta.
Ready for #bennevis!
Question masters taking the piss I fear! #TheChase
Jesus no wonder I can't sleep! #17degreesat5am
How are you supposed to compare nutritional info when companies publish different info? @tropicanaoj @innocentdrinks
At the dentist. #bored #heslate #imallalone
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