Simon H Johnson


Football Data Analyst. Beer Writer. Part-time Clown. Full-time Polymath. Raconteur. Inventor of Exploding Trousers. Serial Liar. And

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Issue 2 of featuring yours truly:

Fantastic walk today. Snow drifts over my knees, knifing winds, every mile felt like three:

I may have left this in the freezer too long. Lager slushy:

Time for cook to take a break:

Quick test: here's a picture of my foot. Are my toes pointing upward?

In portrait?

Why won't my pictures post in portrait?

There can be only one...

In the pub. Not because of the duty cut. Because it's Wednesday:

Choice of two books to read today #jings #crivvens #helpmaboab