i really can't be fucked with twitter tonight so hurry up tomorrow & arrive already! missing you lots... #goodnight :-)
that awkward moment when you realise you ain't good looking enough to pull off a shaved head... #fml :-(
okay so what if the wind today blew my dodgy sideburns & all of my hair clean off... at least my lean-to is intact! :-P
something tells me i ate too much chinese food last night... :-X
had a random DM asking what i look like (as if i don't post several pictures of myself) so here's a recent terrible pic
when i say "here's a picture of the full moon i took a while ago" bet this is the last thing you expected... #goodnight
@pookietookie01 there we go fap away chick! :-P
*pokes head out of bed* maybe another hour or so won't kill me #lazytweet :-P
bollocking bollocky bollocks i'm in twitter jail so off to bed for me... #goodnight
i steer clear of all this #FF shit but you all need to follow @Office_Ninja_ otherwise the doll gets it... #goodnight
look at this face & ask yourself "does he look like he gives a fuck?" you already know the answer... #sidewaysphoto
this had better make you fucking happy... #trout
FUCK YOU TWITTER JAIL YA DIRTY SHITCUNT!!! *grabs mobile* well bollocks to you bed it is... #goodnight
BITCHES DON'T KNOW 'BOUT MY CUSTOM TRAINERS #PumpedUpKicks
@Office_Ninja_ right i'll be in the loft again today...
@Office_Ninja_ @snbotulism the jumper ruins the mood doesn't it...
@Office_Ninja_ @snbotulism look at me last week like a ray of fucking sunshine...
well this isn't gonna find its own way into her anus... #goodnight
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