Somehow, after staying up all night watching district 9 again, these didn't sound so appetizing...

OMG: This is the "oh captain my captain" donut from Voodoo Donuts in Portland, OR

Now THIS is a hotel fitness center.

*WHEW!*

#BBLiveshow upgrades complete. See the difference tonight @10pm EDT with @jeffcannata and @Ryan_Connolly

Installing a beast of a graphics card.

It's the little things I'm going to moss about losing @captainmg... Like walking into the hotel room and seeing this.

Detroit airport. I've never, ever seen so many empty gates. Kinda spooky.

You have to be freaking kidding me. Skymall: you've gone too far.

at a bar, and this guy has freaking sugar gliders in his pocket. Seriously.

The most important part is step 5!!

Ugh. This is why I always leave plenty of extra time when I fly.

Tonight I perform in this insane mansion at UConn - Avery Point!

So wrong... And yet... So right.

Haha!! Everything's fixed, and in 5 minutes I start my second show in THIS pouring rain! (just like ACL, right?)

OMG SUCCESS! Now 10 minutes to set it for next show!!

Commencing Operation Backstage Turbodryer to recussitate Mr. H's voice...

"for George Lucas so loathed the world, he ruined his only begotten trilogy..."

According to this catalog, 2009's must-have halloween costume is "convicted monkey rapist"

I thought I'd lost this autographed picture when I was a kid! Hooray!