This man is taking a pair of shitty pants home.

This car appears to have stickers saying "Nanny's Taxi", "Eddie Spotter" and, curiously, "Titty Ho".

Holding the Baby was a sitcom with Nick Hancock. This review is inexplicable. It was shit.

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Are so.cl taking the piss?

These @frontmag shoes have boobies inside. Mmm, nudity that smells of feet.

Watching "Psychic Today". It's like Babestation for thickies, populated by Skyrim innkeepers.

@smithsky1979 Try and follow them.

Whoa, thanks Paula.

Lego's Reluctant Vampire is actually kinda tragic

Star tip: Save money on cinema tickets by reading books. Next week: save money on books by staring at strangers.

100 points to the BBC's Photoshop team. #watchdog

Best birthday present ever. Fuck off, John.

@peatreebojangle I tried to draw like you, but it went wrong and I cut the top off a bit.

I think this guy looks like a twat.

Right, this guy's likes & dislikes from the #Undateables. Got most of them, but not "bite looft"?

This curry comes with a bag of anal.

Sterling mullet in the McDonald's queue.

@RopesToInfinity Found mine in my parents' loft, too

We're not boob experts, but that's not right, is it?