Oh good, traffic #sigh

Dat security line

"I've never had a better warm-up act than Kathy Ireland" -Sen. Joe Lieberman #aipac2012

Path and Pinterest did not get the memo that social networks have cool-colored app icons~

IT HAPPENED @erniehalter

WHAT NOW SON #templerun

HOLY CRAP @alanasayshello WE ARE GOING TO SEE @GOTYE LIVE NEXT MONTH

I made it to work before the downpour this morning, when the MetLife building was just hiding in a cloud

whoa

Moo is kind of adorable

AAAHHHH real life @getglue stickers!

#swag

These however are a whole new level and I'm still not convinced that this is real life

So these shirts marked the death of a meme

Going to see @CraigyFerg today with @shayna190 and @menachemgersten #hellsyes

Universal remotes are MAGIC

A good check-in @foursquare

Looks like an attempted break-in... #yikes

Five bucks says I get eyed suspiciously by at least 5 people at Duane Reade, 10 at the post office #adventuresofthesick

The best part of fasting is still having this many allotted calories in my day #comeatmebro