Shortbuslife

@shortbuslife

Ringmaster of a crazy busy life and Colin Firth's love slave. Send chocolate!!! xoxo

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All these posts over #BB16 Zach's eviction reminds me when my fave was evicted. I'm STILL mad at that snake Jen.

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Good morning@@

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This guy fell rolled off the 3rd floor balcony and was unscathed. He's the real #badasscat.

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WHAT?!?

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I am NOT a dude! #ReplaceFamousQuoteWithDude

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Phrases we owe to Shakespeare.
Fact check time: It's "bated" breath not "baited".

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JuJu's daily 12 hour nap. #cats

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JuJu sleeping in between naps. #kittyloafmonday

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Whenever I see #BundyRanch trending I think of this guy.

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Let's take a moment to reflect that Captain Phillips used to be this guy. #BosomBuddies

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I'm going to miss these guys. #TrouserCrisis

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Love that Tina Fey & Amy Poehler will be hosting the Golden Globes.This could only be topped by these gals. #abfab

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#OneOfMyFavoriteMoviesIs Young Frankenstein #NoTongues #Woof

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Helping my son with a report about invasive animals and came across a page of "Nutria Crock-pot Recipes' #waterrat #nothanks

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Ugh...I have a full on respiratory tract infection. Now I sound like Harvey Fierstein.

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This Halloween costume almost made me do a spit take: The lamp from A Christmas Story - brilliant #Fragile

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Just sitting around waiting for #BreakingBad to start.

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Differentiate, differentiate, differentiate. Einstein said it best... #edchat

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McCrae going to the jury house. #BB15 #McSloth

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Amanda's reaction to McCranda on the block. #BB15

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