shm00

@shm00z

still wandering the earth havin adventures whilst dodging bullets

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See what walked in yesterday, I had to chase it out with a broom, aaaarrghhh!!!

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said cage

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Pic : I hate when dis bastard gets like this and rubs his cold, wet, spit ladened fur up on my legs

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Pic: the latest weapon in the war against cat terror, awsum fun & has already caused a retaliatory shit on the floor.

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My fuckin god im unphotogenic, this one is ok, but for the most i look totally spastic.

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I shall be the best unclefucker eva! the kids will only be allowed to have nerf small arms whilst i slaughter! HA!

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High tech anti-blister device

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I bought these in Budapest, they're shark knifes, if swimmin and a shark tries to get us, i git him! Ha!

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happy mornin time just leveled up a few nothches thanks to , *also casts esuna incase of sickness and holywater if cursed by anxiety*

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cat discipline just got twenty-five more kinds of awsum!!!! Bring it ooon terrorist cat!!!

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i used all three and they didn't smell a thing

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wangs in the sky from the other day

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lucky elephant

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duck face

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dragon!!!!!

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I think it's going to be pleasant today

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pink sky at night is supposed to be sailors delight, in the morning,warning

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the electricity company wants to make sure i eat well so i live longer, and they can have my monies

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fuck i am stupid in the mornings

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I could feel his spectre like stare

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