See what walked in yesterday, I had to chase it out with a broom, aaaarrghhh!!!

said cage

Pic : I hate when dis bastard gets like this and rubs his cold, wet, spit ladened fur up on my legs

Pic: the latest weapon in the war against cat terror, awsum fun & has already caused a retaliatory shit on the floor.

My fuckin god im unphotogenic, this one is ok, but for the most i look totally spastic.

I shall be the best unclefucker eva! the kids will only be allowed to have nerf small arms whilst i slaughter! HA!

High tech anti-blister device

I bought these in Budapest, they're shark knifes, if swimmin and a shark tries to get us, i git him! Ha!

happy mornin time just leveled up a few nothches thanks to @oliviamunn, *also casts esuna incase of sickness and holywater if cursed by anxiety*

cat discipline just got twenty-five more kinds of awsum!!!! Bring it ooon terrorist cat!!!

i used all three and they didn't smell a thing

wangs in the sky from the other day

lucky elephant

duck face

dragon!!!!!

I think it's going to be pleasant today

pink sky at night is supposed to be sailors delight, in the morning,warning

the electricity company wants to make sure i eat well so i live longer, and they can have my monies

fuck i am stupid in the mornings

I could feel his spectre like stare