Roch Longstockings

@shellowooo

20. Freelance journalist with a cold robot heart. Menial things are all I worry about: potentiality to actuality...

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Whatchu know about matching phones and [teddy bear] watches? That's what I thought...

Granny on the bus had sooo much #swag. In pink as well. Balling.

Ice cream for champions, clearly!

Most delectable yet distracting view while watching the game and it's a female too :(

Erm found this while Googling barcodes. I don't understand the point of a male pedicure like this :S

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Beautiesss bought from Topshop for a tenner :D

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This is who played Screech on Saved By The Bell is it not?

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That is a tattoo on someone's arse. Neither of the names tattooed belong to the guy who got it -_- #SMH

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First of many Bootsbabies- a new breed...RED extensions on a child?! Glad flash didn't wake her lol

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Little shits I'm not gonna miss when I leave. They LOVE our kitchen erghhh

Mess left after cleaning our deesgusting bathroom! Why did I find an envelope behind the toilet?#wtf

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