Emmm A. Deee

@shelldash

Esoteric film reference meant to slyly convey intellectual prowess. Hilarious observation about feminine hygiene vs fucking. Fatuous attempt to be droll. Fin.

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Japanese rice-wine with the promise of a happy ending? Or extreme manufacturer ingredient disclosure? YOU decide.

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The at The Roxy tonight? They frickin' shredded it -- couldn't get enuf! Thank u, gentlemen!

I think Jesus need to find he OWN damn water!! #goin2hellfosho

Cleaning out Dad's house, heading for bedside drawers... #loin girding

Cleaning Dad's house still... Sooo many little men. #daddy???

Fer realz, are the founding father's now wishing they'd named it "Coherenton" or something similar? #STILLtoosoon

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If one elects to live in a town called "Askewville", isn't one almost ASKING for this? #TOOsoon #iknow #SOsorry

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Dayamn, that is one uggly, clumsy-ass cheerleader. (And WHAT could be so compelling about that hotdog?)

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