I'm not too crazy about me either. i do&write comedy.
July 4th is about vanquishing our enemies
That corn thing ain't no joke guys. I'd prove it but I already ate mine. 2nd tip: try it in coconut milk ice cream
@Brotherwags when he sees Kirk
@jakefogelnest @boburnham @LouisPeitzman yo I'm gettin fuckin FRENCH over here
@DamienFahey it's ok I could barely read the tweet anyways
@tao_lin this is me & noOrange County sucks
Happy Fathers Day
@michaelianblack @catscarlett don't really have anything to add to the bit. This cut on my finger is black tho
@kateberlant unequivocally yes
@JossActual but I already drew this great thing!
@arzE I don't have emojis I just send ppl pics of what I'm trying to convey ie. http://twitpic.com/cqmwvz
@arzE I don't have emojis I just send ppl pics of what I'm trying to convey ie.
COME TO R-BAR AT 8TH AND IROLO FOR STANDUP AND TO BUY ME ONE OF THESE
GUYS! Come on over! 2511 wilshire blvd! Join the teeming masses for some standup!!
I am also cute as a button and that helps this feed a lot #comedyfest
Ill just throw my ribbons/emotions in the trash then
@imaliwaller FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
@kylekinane now I'm back at hotel in NY eating some health food "popcorn" BULLSHIT
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