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Shelby Highsmith

@shelbinator

I help your tax dollars fly away suitably and effectively, while trying not to barf on them.

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Sticker placement #fail

W/passport, SS card, VA license & gas bill, this water bill still won't establish my address w/o comma.

In a genius move, Newseum made tourists on WMATA more ridiculous by dressing them as dry cleaning. Martinized, beeyotch!

WTF, Richmond?

Not sure how I feel about my new athletic shoes. This little piggy says Hrmmmphhrggghmm.

Go to the blue light, knock, and wait. And wait. Then drink! @ PX

At Highlander last night w/ , & brought me a gift!

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Really, Fox News? You put this hoochie coochie on to get righteous on Seth McFarlane?

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Die, 2009, die! A toast to your passing, ye year of weird

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A new t-shirt to wear on test flights! Thx !

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Making up for 2 weeks of travel by letting Sarah sleep on the human bed

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How Delta Airlines treats tactical luggage before my C-5 test flights

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21 min up the river trail to Rosslyn. Sweating. Think I'll stick to Metro.

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Not sure I wanna be Nellie enough?

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Progress

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