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Watch live in 5!

Don't be selfish! Do this.

Anyways...I got me some kid tickling to attend to so I'll see you homies later!

A lot of you should be getting a special e-mail from today...THEY'RE COMING!

This tiger boat movie better be good!

I don't drive and tweet! But my chauffeur is a super model!

We have some red ones on the way!

He's a tough little guy! He's been limping but he won't stop playing.

Headed home for thanksgiving! I'm running on licorice sticks and adrenaline.

My wife is keeping your seat warm for

Hanging with your idol!

Hey I saw our preview to be on tv next week. Enjoy life as a commoner while you can!

No problemo! You just have to watch our puppy for us!

I hope you don't mind but Rocktard is breaking some things in at the new place!

I disagree with 90% of my twitter timeline right now so I'm not going to say anything about the debate but I WILL post this picture.

Learning some extremely valuable lessons on life & business! Repping

You forgot your Uggz bro!

The director and lovely girlfriend on the red carpet at #smileymovie

Going live on in 30 minutes! Any q's for you guys want me to a her?