writer & mommy blogger who loves wine, talking about vaginas & watching midget porn. oh yeah, i have 4 kids and i'm funny as hell. and smokin hot. just ask me.

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According to the AgingBooth app on my phone, the future looks not so good FOR MY FACE. Photoshop stat! #agingbooth

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Look what came in the mail today! (I love this shirt). Now to go visit my grandmother.

Sleeping in. (it's 9:30!)

Wanna see the cover of my new book? I fucking LOVE it!

Behold. Mashed potato sandwich. (it's like you guys are from another planet!)

I'm starting a new website called The People of Home Depot.

This is what semi-deranged 40 year old women do on a Friday nights. (Don't hate the player, hate the game)

you're missing the fun! (cc: )

Look Frozen Hot Chocolate!

We've only been in NYC six hours and we're already on the big screen in Times Square!

Twitter, HELP! I know I should know who this actor is but I can't FOR THE LIFE of me think of his name.

I can't even begin to understand how one can "suspend" oneself like this during sex.

Getting ready to leave for NYC!

here you go. Cheers!

I feel like I should help him out here but I'm too busy laughing. Oh and taking pictures.

When I make this face I have no wrinkles. Wonder how long I can hold it.

Why yes I think I would.

Is it wrong to think your brother is hot? Because DAMN my brother is hot!

SO excited about what designed for me!

This goes out to all you boys.