@creepigirl is cooler than us all, no question. Look at that tween sass.

Creepiest postcard to get ever when your name's Mary! Thanks @panicatthedisco!

White ink sunburn blisters but not blue.

That would be my book in a mfing bookstore windowwww

'being a great dad for dummies'

'sheikh, children's doctor... husband'

@jessickaaddams my 15-yr-old kitten Yzzy.

Another look at mah new tattoo.

HUSH

ELVIS CLOCK FUCK YEAH

it's the hairstyle history of @lynzway in notebook form!

Mary, spock and gracie

TINY FLUFFY DINOSAURS

Co-workers gave me presents for book release.

I suspect my bag wishes me to, as the young folk say, "make some noise".

i promise nobody drives a volvo or sparkles.

How erinna and mary play fallout 3

These dudes would despise me if they knew me and that makes me sad.

Beckah for the love of god tell me you own these.

@gerardway I'm simultaneously proud and abashed that I was able to assemble this costume from things I already had.