Left a bowl of water outside overnight

I heard you like pizza

The only thing I had from LAN 30.5, League of Legends score screen

Great time for TF2 to crash on me

LAN30 still going strong

Oh man I'm neglecting my huge viewer base

It is as @machinima said, 42 years ago to this very day.

I am the mortar man, call me.. Mortarman

Something happened to my limited edition smash bros :(

VVVVVV: Finished with 3838 flips and 1023 deaths

@MayaMoo Got Milk?

@amberweinberg not sure if you know, but the spacing looks a bit too big in your comments (using iphone)

@prekesh @WootLee @Nayfz @MayaMoo lol, new burleigh planner is horrible

i beat Mojang's metagun, such a frustrating game. (play at http://mojang.com/compo/metagun/)

@Ajay3737 i just opened it up, doesnt look like anything'll fit in here

@hotcereal i have a shelf just for accessorieses

@MayaMoo

Sudden hailstones!?

@echofon (iOS) some tweets aren't showing a time, and undo retweet doesnt seem to work

Cleverbot is pretty darn crazy.