I work for the Mariners in Marketing. Twitter told me my weakness was Brendan Ryan. #TrueToTheBlue #EdgarHoF #BrendanRyanFanClub #LOUDER #SoundersTillIDie
I've Got The Moobs Like Jabba. #StarWars
And Now A Sequel: Gay Porn Made Out Of Pictures Of Rick Santorum! I Think @ricksantorum Secretly Likes This.
Who Said It, @MittRomney Or Mr. Burns?
@RickSantorum I Found This And Instantly Thought Of You! Who Says Gay Marriage Is A Sin? #nottheConstitution
And Then Shit Like This Pops Up And I Realize How Accurately It Defines My Life Right Now. #VanHalen
@MittRomney I Think I Just Found Your New Campaign Fliers! (I Mean, Who Likes Rick Santorum Anyway?)
The Only Way I Will Ever See The Titanic In 3D.
@RickSantorum I Found This Just For You. ;) #RickSantorum #IsADouchebag
@RickSantorum I Found This Just For You. ;)
And here we have a picture of Rick Santorum made up entirely of gay porn.
@AngiesRightLeg Did you get lonely or did her left leg get jealous of the attention you're getting?
Can Someone Help Me Find Angelina Jolie's Legs? #Oscars
Reasons Why I Love This Show. #accuracy
@brendostache @nauticalcarp lolololol I Just Wanted To Make Sure You Guys See This Now.
@brendostach I Would Love To Have The Sex With You.
This is how cold my house has been for the last day and a half because I had no power. #Snowmaggedon #Washington
Do You Guys Remember When I Was 10 Feet From Neal Schon? Yeah, 2011 Kicked Ass. #Journey
@thelardog437 This Took Me So Long To Find And It's Actually A Decent Picture. But Our's Are Super Boring. #lame
Guys Look, It's Me! I Know I Look Horrible With Hair Behind Me BUT It's The Only Way You Can See My Shirt! #winning
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