My life coach advised me to run out the clock.
You are what you eat!
It's become worrisome to me that I identify so strongly with Brad Pitt's character in "True Romance".
Found out what my dog and cat get up to at 3 AM.
This is exactly how I don't want to age. #cocaineisahelluvadrug
This is what my bathroom looked like before I purchased an iPhone.
I will never be mature enough to not giggle when I drive by this sign.
I have! RT Who's tried the new @TacoBell Chicken Flatbread Sandwich? Spicy?
Tornado has come & gone, time to get some free firewood
please drink responsibly
No justice, no piece!
I'm ready to make delivery.
They make a cute couple
Someone is excited about the Van Halen reunion
A live Oompa Loompa was captured in New Jersey today ...
These guys are freaking me out yet I can't look away.
This is how I feel today
Just got back from the Mermaid Parade. If I wake up aroused & screaming tonight it's probably because of this.
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