I very much enjoy using Twitter to express myself in as few characters possible. I believe that life can be very simple and that superfluous expression is unwar
Oh shit. I done did it.
I don't think some of these kids know how mirrors work.
Hey @dirtyblacklungs thanks a million/go straight to hell for this one. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart!
Have an iPhone? You should check
out the elegant, simple, brilliantly designed @WthrApp. Sooooo purty.
"Guuurrl, Ima have to call you back......"
What have you done for YOUR dad today? #fathersday #littlewingman
"Morning, sir. Do you have any idea how black you were going back there?"
FUCK, bro. And you were SO close, too.
@dwilli this is the the first picture of your first picture, and I also have ‘do’ many questions. Like, ‘where is it?’
Can I keep him?
I'd love to see an angle with the real Johnny Depp's reaction.
It's ironic that equality doesn't make everybody happy.
Or how stupid they look now.
After a year of being super bummed, thinking it lost on tour, a friend returned my favoritest hat!
We hit in 10.
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