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@se7enthpower

Man of perplexing principles. Uneducated smartass. Lover of food, booze and women. Abuser of ellipses. Phillies. Patriots. Marvel. Now with 25% less fat. 

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Finna get blocked by this chick… tell me I'm lying tho!

Critics are mostly panning Spider-Man 2. I can't say I disagree.

Hey, they asked…

Am I doing this right?

Ummm, did I hear that right? Can't wait to see this guy on the mound for the Phils!

Oh , you've got me pegged! #wannabecougar

I would commit a Felonee and/or spend about 60 bucks for a pair of these kicks. Help a brother out here, people.

Felonee? Seriously? Which way should I swipe ?

Autocorrect gotta chill. It ain't THAT funny.

Oh.

#fovahtailgate for real tho

Ten years later and not much has changed. I'm still screaming for to tap. #WrestleMania

Overtime shifts + an unlimited data plan + =

I'm a little late but I'm going with 's Calgary Crab. Simple, yet effective.