Man of perplexing principles. Uneducated smartass. Lover of food, booze and women. Abuser of ellipses. Phillies. Patriots. Marvel. Now with 25% less fat.
Finna get blocked by this chick… tell me I'm lying tho!
Critics are mostly panning Spider-Man 2. I can't say I disagree.
Hey, they asked…
@BarstoolJJ Am I doing this right?
Ummm, did I hear that right? Can't wait to see this guy on the mound for the Phils!
Oh @keswicktheatre, you've got me pegged! #wannabecougar
I would commit a Felonee and/or spend about 60 bucks for a pair of these kicks. Help a brother out here, people.
Felonee? Seriously? Which way should I swipe @Free_AEC?
@Marvel @CaptainAmerica @Avengers #NationalSiblingsDay
Autocorrect gotta chill. It ain't THAT funny.
#fovahtailgate for real tho
Ten years later and not much has changed. I'm still screaming for @TripleH to tap. #WrestleMania
Overtime shifts + an unlimited data plan + @WWENetwork =
@indiandeathlock I'm a little late but I'm going with @LanceStorm's Calgary Crab. Simple, yet effective.
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