Hey, @TUAW, are all of these fake Twitter accounts to promote you or am I missing something?

Uh ... I Googled the word "squiggly" and @ChuckWendig's face was staring out at me. I won't pry.

Brand-new GFL team T-Shirts are LIVE! http://tinyurl.com/889jv9w Represent those team colors:

The 13-year-old in me thinks this is the funniest file export ever:

Gracias to @ScottEPond and the ChangBangers for my present. This is me using it to chase away "morning face"

It's Movember, Day 12, and I'm rocking the Stache of Evil™ -- it's beginning to look at lot, like, Christmas ...

Movember Day 9: Stache of Evil™ starting to take shape. Donate & help beat prostate cancer! mobro.co/scottsigler