ScottyB

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I like waffles. And Dr. Zoidberg.

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do gay men usually end their nights embracing their girls as such? :)

ooooh, so now she apologizes for molesting me. That I was fine with, but definitely wasn't going to sleep with her.

oooooh, so now she apologizes for molesting me. That I was perfectly fine with, but definitely wasn't sleeping with her.

oooooh, so now she apologizes for molesting me. I certainly didn't complain about that, but definitely wasn't sleeping with her.

partied from 6pm NYE until 5pm New Years Day. going back to reality kinda blows.

this cuddle puddle was open. the other, more risque one, was an enclosed bubble.

missed CF this morning, so I gotta hit a class tonight. LOL "This will hurt a lot."

look it! #BabyDollAriel #GH

I was so sweet and kind in kindergarten!

I could use a crumpet. all I have is this leftover pie.

apparently, my parties usually end with ass massages.

take a seat right here.

LOLOLOL That ain't The Simpsons.

Gearing up for my Turkey Day workout. Gobble Gobble!

Matched with this girl on Tinder. I think we have a winner. #shesakeeper

would you accept this really awful picture of an American Idol winner?

I think I may take on my sacrificial zebra persona full-time.

I assume this is how all bondage porn starts out.

from one party to the next. ScottyB can't be stopped.