I like waffles. And Dr. Zoidberg.
@ChristianJKeyz do gay men usually end their nights embracing their girls as such? :)
ooooh, so now she apologizes for molesting me. That I was fine with, but definitely wasn't going to sleep with her.
oooooh, so now she apologizes for molesting me. That I was perfectly fine with, but definitely wasn't sleeping with her.
oooooh, so now she apologizes for molesting me. I certainly didn't complain about that, but definitely wasn't sleeping with her.
partied from 6pm NYE until 5pm New Years Day. going back to reality kinda blows.
@kyleo71 this cuddle puddle was open. the other, more risque one, was an enclosed bubble.
missed CF this morning, so I gotta hit a class tonight. LOL "This will hurt a lot."
look it! #BabyDollAriel #GH
@Jerron1234 @mollymargaret_ I was so sweet and kind in kindergarten!
@Soap_Dude I could use a crumpet. all I have is this leftover pie.
apparently, my parties usually end with ass massages.
@kyleo71 take a seat right here.
LOLOLOL That ain't The Simpsons.
Gearing up for my Turkey Day workout. Gobble Gobble!
Matched with this girl on Tinder. I think we have a winner. #shesakeeper
@TraceeM would you accept this really awful picture of an American Idol winner?
I think I may take on my sacrificial zebra persona full-time.
I assume this is how all bondage porn starts out.
from one party to the next. ScottyB can't be stopped.
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