Elan Morgan

@schmutzie

Blogger, Designer, Speaker. See also: lover, fighter, object of subjectivity. Community: @FiveStarBlogs @CanWeblogAwards @smallthingsrule Partner: @palinode

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I ate this chocolate mousse in your honour.

PS. The shoes I just bought are Josef_Seibel. I love them. This is unsponsored love.

I have to return the I've been test-driving this week. I don't wanna! #Ford

How's this?

Maybe I can convince someone that this needs to be drawn on balloons.

Bot history! ELIZA was Siri's first teacher.

I'm sitting outside in the dark taking an X-Files break. It's such a still night.

All afternoon I've thought why do I smell dill, is that dill? It could be this DILL PLANT I'm almost on top of.

All afternoon I've thought why do I smell dill, is that dill? It could be this DILL PLANT I'm almost on top of.

All afternoon I've thought why do I smell dill, is that dill? It could be this DILL PLANT I'm almost on top of.

Yes, I'm tweeting the weather. Too bad for you. This is keeping me calmer than not tweeting the weather.

This is being sleepy. #koloid

Today I am the theatre dork who's excitedly waiting for the play (Tales From The Twilight) to start. #ReginaFringe

Off to see Tales of the Twilight at with and . #ReginaFringe

Fraz: Lonely At Last at the is SO, SO good. I'm sad it's over now. #ReginaFringe

Note the toilet paper. Note the cat crying behind the blinds. (Ignore our garbage.)

My has made me a lunch of bacon, kale, and poached eggs. He gets to stay.

Onion is super sneaky. He can slither in his 15 lbs of fur next to you on the kitchen counter without detection.

Bad movie foods await!

This is how is threatening to wear his hat from now on. I'm going to miss sex.