Elan Morgan

@schmutzie

Blogger, Designer, Speaker. See also: lover, fighter, object of subjectivity. Community: @FiveStarBlogs @CanWeblogAwards @smallthingsrule Partner: @palinode

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At my annual church visit, I see this on the bulletin. A church that embraces rather than rejects? YES.

How to access special characters on your iPhone keyboard: hold a character until special characters options pop up.

Hold down the dash, and secondary character options will pop up.

I'm whiling away this 3-hour bus trip by taking photos that make 's head look misshapen.

This is reading on the bus.

I'm drinking out of my mug right this minute :)

Me and be-stached! #mosistas #movember #BlissDomCA

This tiny body hurtling toward earth astounds me. (I grabbed this shot on my iPhone from the live video feed).

I'm using my cute little Cuisinart, which looks Darth Vadery when it's open.

It's #HideousSelfie time. Send me you being really ugly. I'll pick my faves for a post. Here's mine:

My co-worker is a handsome devil.

I realize that our one wall is pink. It's an oops to which we are adjusting.

I'm done painting the living room! Except for that yellow fireplace, for which I will not stand (later at some point).

Nothing sucks up paint, hand skin, and a will to live like an uneven concrete wall.

This is the face of the man who is responsible for all future Internet references to "prune-tang".

This is thinking about exes.

We're on a boat! #Waskesiu

.'s up to read at #BlogHer12's Voices Of The Year!

Shell is having a really bad morning.

Okay, Twitter. Be quiet. I'm at a concert, for gawd's sake.