Schmemmy Pants

@schmemmypants

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CENTERVILLE ELKS #1! #GOELKS

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Just found the winner, the Hale House in Highland Park. Will color coordinate wedding with house.

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Check out how fly my new toothbrush is.

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, , Frank, me: spooning in a Yaris.

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Did everyone see on Parks and Rec tonight? (Thanks for taking a photo of me with your TV.)

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Candle update: red wax is spilling out of his eyes. IT'S SO SPOOKY.

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Check out this photo of me from the future driving my kids to get a Christmas tree.

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Important.

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My house is getting SO SPOOKY.

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I want to kiss this poster.

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My dad is less self aware than your dad.

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This is my proudest artistic achievement to date.

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Well, this is embarrassingly familiar.

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We are spreading Poop Braid awareness, y'all.

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