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Schmemmy Pants

@schmemmypants

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Earthquake Drill in college meant someone shook my bunkbed. At work, it means someone on a Segway with an airhorn.

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Let me introduce you to Bikey 2, my new mean green biking machine.

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New spruces up the cubicle. If I had a window to look out of, I'm sure it'd be spring!

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PEGGY FTW

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Thanks, ! I also believe that I'm influential about pizza!

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I joined this Klout thing, and turns out, I'm a tastemaker of important things. Also, hi .

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This is the part of the show that you can't vote for, even though you wish Katy Perry was up for American Idol!

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This is like the behind the scenes package where we get to se Skylar shooting a gun. (Me on the toilet with Owen)

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Dial 3 for Owen in Stripped Chestnut.

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Dial 2 to vote for Sinclair in Midnight Blue. (Even though it was a little pitchy tonight)

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Dial 1 to vote for Huxley in Whiskey Tortoise.

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THIS IS IMPORTANT

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Hey . Check out this bunny picture.

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Instagram is now for Android. It is still not available for not-smart phones, but I can still use MS Paint.

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After she complimented my nude heels at the Creative Arts Emmys, I can't help but to think I inspired this look.

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My troop in 2004, look at these intelligent beautiful strong women! #GirlScouts100
#2012YearOfTheGirl

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This is important: can I somehow include a Mockingjay pin to my work outfit?

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I turn 26 tomorrow. Guh.

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The office has been cold lately. I can justify buying this sweater, that I'd call my "Indian Princess Sweater"

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When I become a fan of any show, I brainstorm possible tattoo tributes. I've found my Friday Night Lights ink:

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