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cookies and cream

Look at the drug state I am in now. I am so wasted on this wonderful heroin night. Drug on, dudes!

dark stormy clouds overlooking downtown LA.

Vons gave me a $6.66 receipt. Man, I will NEVER shop there again!

18,513 tweets for April 2009 is my NEW high for me.

25,000 tweets milestone is brought to u by tweetdeck. I used tweetdeck for my 25,000 tweet! ROFL

I trapped a mouse on a glue trap! Thank goodness!

Peek-a-Boo IV Pig is the pic I have above the bathroom entrance.

eiw! pussy!

GREAT NEWS! I finally changed my pic on twitter! No one will KNOW what I am doing in the pic. ROFL.

Finally! I got 10,000 tweets! Yes!

all tongue

Frankie Muniz and Chris Masterson (Brothers on Malcolm In The Middle) both twittered me at the same time. 17 minutes ago! I don't think any of them had an ideal I was talking to them at the same time.

mymoosejaw made this awesome art.