John Scalzi

@scalzi

I enjoy pie.

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Athena and the rest of the power lifting team, being recognized.

Each of these people individually and in writing gave me their full consent in perpetuity.

At the doctors office, wearing my kid's purple Beats headphones as I wait for her to be done. Very fashion forward.

Gonna be a crowded train.

The folks at know me.

TRAPPED IN THE DOLLAR GENERAL. SEND TWO DOLLARS

Back for a second day at the local school. Today I brought a visual aid.

OH IT IS SO ON NOW.

CHOKE ON IT CIRCULATORY SYSTEM

Pre rain.

Proto burger.

Unprocessed bacon.

Guess where I am! Go on, guess!

The horizontal view.

Rabbit out taunting the hawks.

And look. Here's a puppy.

This is the world famous lard cake. Guess what the secret ingredient is. Go on, guess.

Reunion is full of cake and pie.

The name of my next band.

This store has BOTH kinds of jeans!

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