old school crimson fan walked into the studio today demanding more riffs do I kicked his ass and put him on the street

Pandora this is why I love you

@matthewsucks someone leaked the tabs to ur new cd LOL!

Recording this band and their singer has two buttholes. Yeah I didn't believe either.

#emmure

New facebook app is awesome! Been stuck on this screen for 15 minutes.

@Coryd00M

Dammit @fortunecookie tell me something I don't already know! Damn you

Found the new album art for guardians 2.0 lol :)

@KevinLankford and @Eddie_GaGa passed out in my living room lol

No matter how many comfy spots I make around my studio for Bert, he always chooses to sleep on my lap. :p

Snuggle time with sherbert . Who woulda thought this tiny little fart could bring so much joy. #pussy

Writing music and sherbert crawled behind me an fell asleep on my chair . Silly cat!

Sherbert is awesome. All he does is follow me around and sit on my lap :)

@Eddie_GaGa now that's a fucking phil Collins

This is my new baby, Bert. It's short for sherbert :)

Hey I got a new pussy today. First pussy I've ever gotten. It's real soft and hairy. I named it sherbert :)

Got em

Best email I've ever gotten.

Mah fwens. Thank u to everyone that came out for the music video. It turned out incredible. Can't wait for u to see it :D