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On what fucking planet is this wrong, Duolingo?

More Sue Ellen and Ann, please. #SaveDallas

Poor Drew. And poor Emma... someone needs to help her see the good in herself again. #SaveDallas

#SaveDallas because this isn't even close to enough Bobby Ewing, imo.

Lots more Ann and Sue Ellen hugs would be nice. #SaveDallas

I need more (and hopefully less phony!) mother/daughter bonding. #SaveDallas


Seriously, why have you decided to do this to me?

Cat yawn.

I know big foreheads. There is a reason you will never see me go out with my hair like this.

I mean:

A deer!

"The hell is this thing?"

So this is happening.

Forced interaction is why my cats hate me.

Chuck has not given me permission to leave.

Okay, I think I just fell in love with Elena. She's showing off her engineering skills here:

Actually, I made four. Three of them:

I made a new friend.

Unexpected Star Trek in my thesaurus.