With @jonwurster and @temalarter having a goddamned Oscars TIME.

@iliza @joemande @seancrespo Guys, can one of you bring me back a waffle from the LB? Thanks.

Me & Bachmann, 2gthr at last. Thx @rachelfersh!

PINEAPPLE HELLO KITTEH.

Here is a tiny photo of Jonathan Ames in my bathtub.

Thanks for the free Veev cocktail @virginamerica! Flight 407 is rocking my face off. GREAT staff!

Say happy bday to @heatherfink! This is probably my favorite photo of us ever. You'll see why.

Do you read Mandarin? WTF does this say? Help a sista out. And please RT!

BULGARIANS! What the hell does this translate as? Email sara@sarabenincasa.com! Pls RT!

My boyfriend is an equestrian with magic hands!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: CAMOJEW! @benarilee

Rolling hardcore in the crib.

What the fuck are YOU doing this morning, motherfucker?

I am now @totallymorgan's official Twitter pimp.

This is how I feel about my Droid.