My name is Santos and no, I'm not a greyhound, I'm not scared and I'm not anorexic. I'm a whippet and that's how I'm supposed to be.
That should be me!
So if this guy is 4G what does that make me? 99G?
I'm not sure what the poster says but that sure is a jaunty hat.
Why are there Doritos stains on my back?
My feet have gone missing!
I need mud flaps.
Why is there cat beer in my house?!?
On today's work schedule, a meeting with a bully stick in the sun.
@Holly_Bobbins @wdlndgreasil @LazyGreyhound you guys/gals fancy a race?
Hey @JensonButton @LewisHamilton @TheFifthDriver I'm ready for my reserve driver audition. #Halloween
@Holly_Bobbins @lazygreyhound @wdlndgreasil this is what ur supposed to carry home in your mouth.
I'm on top of the world! Caution: gratuitous butt shot.
Just like Little Red Riding Hood. Gotta try all 3 office beds until I find 1 that's just right. #princess
I climbed a mountain! #billygoat
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